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war machines - t-shirtI'm in love with a machine, a war machine to be precise. They say French is the language of love and I agree as I'm loading up my trebuchet so I can unload it all over your city walls if you catch my drift. She's a beast, 150 feet tall with the ability to spaff my loads over a distance of a thousand feet. Yes feet. Who would have thought such a construction of rigid wood and sinew could unleash such feelings of eroticism within me? But it's true, I
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4.3 ★★★★★
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★★★★★ 1
It stopped working
Color: Green/Battery
I got it on December. Its only April and it stopped working already. And I cant return it 🤯 we already tried to change batteries, it didn’t matter.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great for people with arthritis!
Color: Green/Battery
This product works great! Very good for arthritic persons ! Love the smooth edges on cut cans!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Worked great for the 4 months it lasted
Color: Green/Battery
I liked this can opener a lot when I first got it. It was easy to use, and it left smooth edges after opening the can. I also liked the fact the batteries were replaceable. However, after 4 months it stopped opening the cans. It just went around and around the edges. I tried replacing the batteries but it did not help. I plan to replace it with a different brand.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 26, 2025
★★★★★ 5
One Touch
Color: Green/Battery
Works right ✅️ Even though it's small, very effective and quick.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great product
Color: Red/Battery
Love it. Works great and easy to use.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 17, 2026
