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“My Parents Said I Could Be Anything” TeeThis shirt features the bold and unapologetic phrase: My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole. Designed for those with sharp humor and zero filters, this tee delivers sarcasm loud and clear. Its perfect for people who embrace their personality, dont take life too seriously, and arent afraid to say what everyone else is thinking. Bold, sarcastic humor Perfect for casual wear or statement outfits Clean text based design with strong

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★★★★★ 4
Well made and perform well, a little constricting
Size: Medium, Color: Black Assortment (6-pairs)
These socks definitely keep most of the moisture away from my feet, even in wet conditions, which is why I bought them. I am diabetic, though, and the recommendation is to wear socks that don't constrict at any point. These have a tight band around the opening that while it is not uncomfortable on, leaves a mark when I take them off. So far it's been ok, but if you have any kind of swelling in your feet or ankles these would probably not be the best. My foot measures size 8 and I wear size 9 Brooks running shoes. The socks fit me just right but based on the size of the opening and the overall length, I wouldn't think they would fit anyone more than a size larger. Overall well made and perform well as you would expect from this brand.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 20, 2018
★★★★★ 5
long lasting!
Size: Medium, Color: Black/Assorted
literally my favorite sock i will buy forever. they just started busting through after 6 years and i wear them a lot
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Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Good quality
Size: Medium, Color: Black/Assorted
Comfy and sturdy
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Reviewed in the United States on January 27, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Favorite socks
Size: Medium, Color: Black/Assorted
These are my go to socks! Love these. Great towards sweat and different weather temperatures. Mostly use for working out and love them. Will be getting more!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 9, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Nothing goes wrong with UA
Size: X-Large, Color: White
Nice and comfortable for easy wear. Great offer for this price and hope this work for many as it did for me.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 16, 2026




